Euphemisms for precipitation

Weather forecast looks pretty good for the week. Below is the Environment Canada Forecast for St. John's for the remainder of the week. I think the weather forecasters at Environment Canada have way too much time on their hands or enjoy their job a little too much. Notice how "scattered showers is less than 1mm of rain, and "a few showers" is close to 1mm of rain. What would the next category be? "a shower here and there" with a smidgen under 1mm of rain? ..wonder how I could get a job at Environment Canada coming up with euphemisms?

Long Term Forecast

	Tuesday Sep 23	Wednesday Sep 24	Thursday Sep 25	Friday Sep 26	Saturday Sep 27	Sunday Sep 28
Daytime Condition	Variable cloudiness	Scattered showers	Variable cloudiness	A few showers	Sunny	Sunny
P.O.P.	20%	40%	20%	60%	0%	0%
High	12°C	11°C	11°C	15°C	15°C	14°C
Low	6°C	7°C	6°C	7°C	12°C	12°C
Wind	W 15 km/h	NW 20 km/h	N 35 km/h	SW 25 km/h	W 30 km/h	N 15 km/h
24-Hour Rain	-	less than 1 mm	-	close to 1 mm	-	-

Updated:Monday Sep 22 2008,5:32 NST